An incomplete list of nicknames given to the little fetus by expecting moms and dads, culled from the UrbanBaby message boards: Moms: Cookie Pie Face Squirt Rice ("b/c the lady who did my ultrasound said, 'like a piece of rice'")...
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Category archive: urbanbabywatch
September 6, 2004
UrbanBabyWatch: Fetal Nicknames
July 18, 2004
UrbanBabyWatch: Flying
Advice on flying, from the oft-treacherous shoals of UrbanBaby's message boards: Flying w/stroller, carseat and base? "Check the base, gatecheck the stroller and carseat, that way you can use the carseat if there's an open seat." "airlines provide a large...
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June 4, 2004
Urbanbabywatch: What Daddy doesn't know
Reading UrbanBaby's acid-filled message boards, so you don't have to:"Husband's self-centered, clueless and useless" I just had an epiphany about what it means to be a mother versus a father. A mother will set aside her wishes and whims of...
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April 20, 2004
UrbanBabyWatch: Diapers
Wherein Daddy Types reads UrbanBaby's message boards, so you don't have to. Long story short: LEARN HOW TO CHANGE DIAPERS, THEN CHANGE THEM EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. Bitter UB Mom: "My husband lives at work. Sometimes i think he would...
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April 13, 2004
UrbanBabyWatch: Bugaboos, v1
Look for a more extensive post someday on the bitchy class warfare that boils over whenever someone mentions the $700 Bugaboo Frog stroller on Urban Baby's message boards. It'll help you become a more enlightened Bugaboo owner (if you so...
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April 12, 2004
UrbanBabyWatch: Annoying
UB1: When he follows me around with the baby saying, "Let's see what mommy's doing." He even followed me into the bathroom! UB2: Mine does that, too. UB3: That is SO CUTE! UB2: No, it's not. IT'S ANNOYING....
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